Eating’s cheating, but sometimes cheaters win. Don’t let me drink any more.

I don’t take photos of people, but some of these came out ok. Here’s an animated gif of Rich. It’s 2MB, though.

If your photo is on here, but you’re in witness relocation or something and you’d rather it wasn’t, tell me on social networks and I’ll take it down. Be very sad, though.

Apparently, when you fix your broken toilet, that means your wife buys you special whiskey.

What’s that? It doesn’t? Maybe you should get yourself a new wife.

Me and the wife are known throughout the land for our cheese and wine parties.

That’s right, a whole post for this shit. You can’t even comment to tell me how rubbish this is! Ha.

If you got a straw in your tiny bottle of wine, you are not pimpin’.

Was lucky enough to go and see the awesome Underoath in Brighton on Thursday. Sadly, no photos of the actual show because, apparently, I use a professional camera. Would’ve been pretty difficult with my equipment anyway. Concorde 2 is a bigger venue than I thought it would be.

Still, lots of drinking and another chance to play with Dan‘s cat, Bones.