I just hope the former owner of this managed to remove himself before the frost began to set in. If you think a tongue on an icy lolly is painful…

aesthetic beauty is function enough

Lawrence Fleinhardt

if I went round saying I was emperor, because some moistened bint threw a scimitar at me; they’d lock me up!

Drunken portraits!

If I had my way, I’d never work. I’d just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a [fake] turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I’d dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I’d take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That’s funny to me. Then I’d paint, and read, and play violin. I’d climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don’t got that kinda time.