Bitching online is stupid. With that in mind, every time Seth MacFarlane says something in public it makes me wish I didn’t love American Dad and Family Guy. They’re both hilarious. He’s really not.

In his own, immortal words as Roger; what a douche.

Jake’s getting this crazy-ass sleeve. Not my sort of thing, but he loves it! As usual, Paul’s done an amazing job so far.

This theatre is so amazing; everyone must go. It’s like you’ve stumbled upon some crazy homeless thespians messing around in a forest and they’re performing just for you. It’s pretty magical

National Express coaches, on the other hand, are small, smelly and have ineffective wifi and no sockets. Use Greyhound where possible.

This vodka looks brutal. Can’t wait. Won’t.

Serious, my house smells amazing today. We have this new washing powder and it smells just like sweets.